Phrases You Can Use In A Myriad of
Business Situations
1. | Thank You. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. |
2. | The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist. |
3. | I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. |
4. | Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. |
5. | I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn. |
6. | I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. |
7. | I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. |
8. | I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. |
9. | Ahhh....I see the screw up fairy has visited us again.... |
10. | I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. |
11. | How about never? Is never good for you? |
12. | I'll try to be nicer if you'll try to be smarter. |
13. | I don't work here. I'm a consultant. |
14. | Who me? I just wander from room to room. |
15. | My Toys! My Toys! I can't do this job without my toys! |
16. | It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy. |
17. | At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits. |
18. | You are validating my inherent distrust of strangers. |
19. | I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. |
20. | Someday, we'll look back at this, laugh nervously and change the subject. |
21. | Well, aren't we just a ray of fucking sunshine? |
22. | Not the brightest crayon in the box, are we? |
23. | A hard-on does NOT count as personal growth. |
24. | Do I look like a fucking people person? |
25. | This isn't an office, it's Hell with fluorescent lighting. |
26. | If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on the cat. |
27. | The aliens obviously forgot to remove your anal probe. |
28. | Let me show you how the prison guards do it. |
29. | And your cry-baby, whiny-assed opinion would be...? |
30. | Sarcasm is just one of the fine services we offer. |
31. | Whatever look you were trying to achieve, you missed. |
32. | Do they ever shut up on your planet? |
33. | I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. |
34. | I can't remember if I'm the evil or good twin. |
35. | How many times do I have to flush before you go away? |
36. | You say I'm a bitch like it was a bad thing. |
37. | Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2? |
38. | Nice perfume, must you marinade in it? |
39. | You look like shit, is that the style now? |
40. | Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego? |